Kaiser ain’t got no time to write an intro! Here is Kaiser’s Top 5/Bottom 5 Halloween Candies.
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KAISER’S TOP 5 HALLOWEEN CANDY |
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Reese’s Pieces Mmmm Writing this list is making me crave giant handfuls of Reese’s Pieces. |
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Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Put a jumbo one of these in your mouth followed by a handful of Reese’s Pieces and OMG *drool* |
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White Chocolate Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Did you know if you make brownies out of these that you gain magical powers when you eat it? I swear it tasted like heaven, and being able to taste heaven has to be a super power right? |
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Almond Joy On more than 3 Halloweens (at the very least) I may or may not have eaten an entire bag of Almond Joys before the 31st ever came… |
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KitKat Yeah, I break myself off a piece of this awesomeness and then reward myself with the other half…Oh, who am I kidding, I just put the whole thing in my mouth. |
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KAISER’S BOTTOM 5 HALLOWEEN CANDY |
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Whatever the hell is in the Orange Wrapper Don’t care what it is, don’t bother telling me as I’m not eating it ever. |
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Whatever the hell is in the Black Wrapper Seriously. ‘F’ that noise. |
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Black Licorice Flavored Anything Eww Eww Eww! |
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Bit-O-Honey Thanks, I like my teeth in my head thank you very much. |
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Double Bubble Gum Mmm, stale, hard gum that will strain your jaw just to get a proper chew started. By the time you spit it out your face hurts too much to enjoy any of the proper candy. PASS. |
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