Kaiser’s Top 5/Bottom 5 Halloween Candy

Kaiser ain’t got no time to write an intro!  Here is Kaiser’s Top 5/Bottom 5 Halloween Candies.


Reese’s Pieces

 Mmmm Writing this list is making me crave giant handfuls of Reese’s Pieces.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

Put a jumbo one of these in your mouth followed by a handful of Reese’s Pieces and OMG *drool*

White Chocolate Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

Did you know if you make brownies out of these that you gain magical powers when you eat it? I swear it tasted like heaven, and being able to taste heaven has to be a super power right?

Almond Joy

On more than 3 Halloweens (at the very least) I may or may not have eaten an entire bag of Almond Joys before the 31st ever came…


Yeah, I break myself off a piece of this awesomeness and then reward myself with the other half…Oh, who am I kidding, I just put the whole thing in my mouth.


Whatever the hell is in the Orange Wrapper

Don’t care what it is, don’t bother telling me as I’m not eating it ever.

Whatever the hell is in the Black Wrapper

Seriously. ‘F’ that noise.

Black Licorice Flavored Anything

Eww Eww Eww!


Thanks, I like my teeth in my head thank you very much.

Double Bubble Gum

Mmm, stale, hard gum that will strain your jaw just to get a proper chew started. By the time you spit it out your face hurts too much to enjoy any of the proper candy. PASS.